she remembers everything, FOREVER
she forget about you, the moment you turn her off
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
Difficult to access
Always busy when you need her.
She make horrible things look beautiful
She is always faster and faster.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything...